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Conservatism Politics

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES - Brain sold separately.

JUXTAPOSITION - For those that can't read graphs, the low numbers are a good thing.

WHY JUST RESTORE IT? - I say go 16-0 and win the Superbowl with "in-your-face" conservatism in 2012. Go for the gold, baby!!!

Nationalism -

Ideology -


THE WAR ON WOMEN - It will never stop--until the politicians finally get your votes, get into office, and just stop giving a shit.

No Surprise Here -

TAGS: racism conservatism stupidity
Rating: 2.33/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

StoneTools - April 24, 2013, 11:28 pm
Renza - April 24, 2013, 9:57 pm
summarization: "we're not stupid and racist, you guys are stupid and racist"
JGalt - April 24, 2013, 9:39 pm
unfortunately you can call it whatever you want, but liberals always look the other way when one of their own says something racist, that is how liberals are in such denial about intelligence and racism

Duh 2nd Menment -

TAGS: guns firearms conservatism second amendment
Rating: 1.57/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am
Yeah, I read he wasn't a very nice guy.
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am
When did I ever make such an outrageous insinuation?
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:17 am
Don't mean "Green Crack," because that's a real brand.
OTC - June 15, 2014, 9:11 am
Crack pot?
steve1961 - June 15, 2014, 2:02 am
Are you implying that you are some kinda Marijoowanna-type reefer dude?
EmmaRoydes - June 15, 2014, 1:52 am
Pol pot?
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 11:17 pm
Accuses others of political bias. Get's offended when the glove fits... No one accused you of the "polical bias" that you accused others of, Cannabal. So why you mad, bro? Your pot is just as black as the kettle you are accusing of being black
EmmaRoydes - June 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Now that wasn't so difficult, was it. The first step is to admit that you have a problem.
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 6:08 pm
So what's my political bias again? Wait, wait, don't tell me--it's "Liberal-Socialist- Marxist-Democrat-Feminazi," yes?
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
"Your political bias?" d***, Pot. Isn't that Kettle awfully black
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 2:56 am
Your political bias makes you come off as a very humorless individual.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 12:15 am
Trying to figure this one out. Came to the conclusion this is a liberal Democrat female protecting her va-jay-jay against the Democrat invented Republican war on women, the only justifiable use of Duh 2nd Menment


TAGS: anders breivik proof conservatism mental
Rating: 1.4/5

More politifakes by Embalmer

crankyhead - October 16, 2012, 7:50 pm
Actually, it doesn't, KAL.
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 10:10 am
Yep! It includes all Jews, Muslims, Abortion clinic bombers COMBINED...fbi.gov
GrouchoMarxist - October 16, 2012, 8:19 am
I'm sooooo hurt... Mooooo is name calling
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:54 am

does that include all the right wing nut jobs that have bombed abortion clinics?
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:38 am
Leftists committed more acts of terrorism in the US than radical Muslims...plenty of "rightophobes" too apparently...
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:34 am
Right...only citizens can vote...that's what the ID laws are about...no problem...safe from Norwegian killers. You must excuse me...I am from NYC...we were 4th smartest. I take it you were from Lieberman's state? Or Mitt's?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:28 am
Is that why you crap on opinions and back it up with an opinion column in the forums? lol
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:27 am
Dems can get him registered to vote if he's not a citizen.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:33 pm
No they matter. He loved Pamela Geller and he hated Muslims, and there are plenty Islamophobes in the US.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:31 pm
Try. Generalizations are cheap, facts speak volumes.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:30 pm
Same thing.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:29 pm
He's the mass murderer/terrorist from Norway Einstein.
terroraustralis - October 15, 2012, 10:35 pm
or perhaps its proof that POLITICAL SIDES DONT f***ING MATTER. ITS ABOUT EXTREMISM. its just a sad fact of life that conservatives tend to be alot more prone to extremism.
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:05 pm
I'd list all the characters from the extreme left, but it wouldn't change your ignorance anyway.
crankyhead - October 15, 2012, 4:32 pm
I wouldn't say conservatism, I'd say fanatical, fundamentalist conservatism.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:22 pm
Don't worry...voter ID laws will prevent this guy from voting...Oh wait.

Liberalism Defined -

Plague -

The Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives When They Call 9-1-1 -

Detestable Display Of Liberal Intolerance & Abhorrence -

Why Does The Left Fear & Hate Ted Cruz So Much? -

The Implosion of Conservatism -

TAGS: conservatism devolves into rightwing ideology
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by BurningSlanders

ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 5:06 pm
We're getting there. After World War Two, Germany wasn't rebuilt in a day after they overthrew eight years of rule by a divisive, fascist, dictator and his propaganda ministry. Neither will America after America overthrew our fascist dictator
BurningSlanders - May 14, 2017, 5:01 pm
Has the Republican-controlled government made America great again yet? Or should I take a raincheck until the midterms?
Cyberhagen - April 15, 2017, 12:34 pm
Mostly just the idiotic ones the left comes up with, like 37 genders, all cops are racist, you can appease terrorists, and people are helpless w/o the government. They miss a few good ones too, though.

Something Stupid This Way Comes -

TAGS: liberalism always surrenders to conservatism
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by BurningSlanders

BurningSlanders - March 31, 2017, 10:34 pm
Since when have Republicans been conservative?
ScatXXVII - March 18, 2017, 9:30 pm
LOL! BS is the undisputed voice of left wing Democrats everywhere! BS continues the trend of Democrats blaming Republicans for what Democrats do, because their new narrative is, as BS says, "Republicans do bad things, too." HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!
BurningSlanders - March 18, 2017, 7:14 pm
Just as conservatives have been hellbent on branding the entirety of the War on Terror and the Wall St. financial crash on Obama: because otherwise that would mean Republicans do bad things, too.
BurningSlanders - March 18, 2017, 7:12 pm
Zero innovation: this coming from a party that insists on doing everything according to Ronald Reagan.
ScatXXVII - March 15, 2017, 3:48 pm
In order for a left wing liberal to win any kind of political arguement, they must first make you forget that Obama was ever President.
Aurielius - March 15, 2017, 9:22 am
Yawn..When all else fails try a W meme. No wonder liberals lost the election..zero innovation.

Socialism is Evil -